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emilythesmelly: The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!” He’s bread, Jim. Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!  JESUS CRUST. JAM IT! “Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.” reblogging for the story
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automotivated: Reiter tuned matte black LP670-4 SV (by Thomas van Rooij)
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automotivated: By Request: :: Mach 1 Mustang :: (by CoryVarcoe.co.nz)
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youjustinspiredme: Follow HIM he is looking for a tumblr girlfriend and boyfriendHe wants to be nice to them and make them famous  He is choosing out of only new followers& everyone that follows HER
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